Svakom Jordan Review

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Rating

Sound Rating: 4.5/5
Overall Rating: 4/5
Price: 81.95

About The Svakom Jordan

The Svakom Jordan is a 12 cm vibrating and thrusting butt plug (10 cm insertable, 3.2 cm diameter), weighing 83 grams (99 with the remote). It’s got five vibration and five thrusting modes, each with five intensity levels, controlled by a single button or magnetic remote. The rainbow lights on the base show the mode, and it’s USB-rechargeable (two-hour charge, one-hour runtime).
The app lets you create custom patterns or sync with a partner remotely. It’s waterproof (IPX7) and has a travel lock for discreet travel.

First Impressions

Hi all, what’s good? I’m back with another Svakom blog, and today I’m proper buzzing to show you the Svakom Jordan vibrating and thrusting butt plug! This bad boy landed in a discreet box, no Svakom branding, just a plain shipping label, so it’s all stealthy. The box looks slick, with a pic of the Jordan and details about its app-controlled vibes. It’s a beginner-friendly anal toy with a soft silicone coat, a vibrating motor, and a thrusting piston, promising a wild ride.
Svakom’s known for high-quality interactive toys, and this one’s got a remote and app control for solo or partnered fun. Let’s crack it open and dive in!

Sex Toy Performance

Mate, the Jordan’s a proper treat! It’s comfy to insert, thanks to the soft silicone and cushioned tip, and the 10 cm insertable length with 3.2 cm diameter is spot-on for beginners or pros. The vibrations are buzzy, but some of the five patterns have a rumbly kick, especially on higher settings. The thrusting’s subtle, not a massive in-and-out, but it adds a wicked sensation that pairs nicely with the vibes.
I tested it solo and with the remote, and it’s quiet enough for sneaky use, though the thrusting gets a bit noisier on max. The app’s touch mode lets you get creative with custom patterns, and the boost button cranks both vibes and thrusts to max for a mad rush. Battery lasts an hour after a two-hour charge! Solid for a session. You could even wear it out and about without anyone clocking it!

Toy Design

The Jordan’s sleek as hell, It’s 12 cm long, 6 cm across, 4 cm wide, with a 10 cm insertable arm and 3.2 cm diameter. The ribbed shaft and cushioned tip make it comfy, and the wide base with rainbow lights (green, purple, blue, yellow, turquoise) keeps it safe and shows off the mode. It’s got one button for power and cycling through five vibration and thrusting modes, plus five intensity levels.
The magnetic remote sticks to the base for storage, genius! It’s waterproof (IPX7), so you can rinse it no bother, but the remote’s not, so keep that dry. The travel lock (hold button for eight seconds) stops it buzzing in your bag.

Sex Toy Quality

This thing’s built like a champ. The body-safe silicone’s soft yet tough, and the ABS base feels premium with its magnetic charging port. The remote’s sturdy, and the whole setup screams quality. It’s held up through use and cleaning, and the waterproof design makes it a doddle to maintain. The vibrations and thrusting motor feel solid, and the app and remote integration’s seamless. Compared to other anal toys, the Jordan’s dual action and smart design put it in a league of its own.

Pricing

The Jordan’s around £80, depending on where you grab it. It’s a fair shout for the quality, with vibrations, thrusting, and app control packed in. Worth every penny for the versatility. Check my link in the description for the latest deals on Svakom’s site!

Packaging

The packaging’s bang on, discreet outside, so no one’s clocking your delivery. The inner box is compact, with a foam tray holding the Jordan, plus a compartment for a quality storage bag, magnetic USB cable, remote, and manual. It’s sleek, professional, and perfect for gifting or sneaky delivery.

Toy Materials And After Care

The Jordan’s made of body-safe silicone and ABS plastic. The Jordan’s silicone needs cleaning with warm water and toy cleaner. Being waterproof (IPX7) makes it easy. Dry it well and store it in the included bag to keep dust off. The remote and charging port aren’t waterproof, so wipe them with a damp cloth. Use water-based lube to keep things smooth, as silicone lube can wreck the sleeve. Store it in a cool, dry spot to maintain that lush feel.

App Information

Connecting the Jordan to the Svakom app’s dead easy. Download it, turn on Bluetooth, and hit “Play Now” to find the toy. Tap to connect, then use preset mode for five vibration and thrusting patterns, adjusting intensity with a slider. You can toggle the base light to save a bit of battery.
Touch mode’s where it’s at, drag your finger to make custom patterns, hit boost for max power, then save it (mine’s “Jordan”). Replay saved patterns or try Svakom’s preloaded ones. It supports long-distance control and video syncing, but I may cover that in a future blog.

Final Verdict

The Svakom Jordan is a cracking butt plug! The soft silicone and ribbed design make it comfy, and the buzzy vibrations with subtle thrusting are a game-changer. It’s different from your usual vibe-only toys. The five modes and intensities, plus the app’s custom patterns and remote, give you loads of options. It’s quiet enough for discreet use, waterproof, and the travel lock’s a lifesaver.
The only downside is the thrusting’s a bit noisy on max, but it’s no biggie. Easy to clean and built to last, it’s a must for anal toy fans. Grab it via my link and let me know your thoughts in the comments!