The Jordan’s sleek as hell, It’s 12 cm long, 6 cm across, 4 cm wide, with a 10 cm insertable arm and 3.2 cm diameter. The ribbed shaft and cushioned tip make it comfy, and the wide base with rainbow lights (green, purple, blue, yellow, turquoise) keeps it safe and shows off the mode. It’s got one button for power and cycling through five vibration and thrusting modes, plus five intensity levels.
The magnetic remote sticks to the base for storage, genius! It’s waterproof (IPX7), so you can rinse it no bother, but the remote’s not, so keep that dry. The travel lock (hold button for eight seconds) stops it buzzing in your bag.